Maple syrup is tree milk.

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Mom! The wifi!

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    I live in the Netherlands

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5secondsofsuummer:

OMFG SO MY BROTHER IS GAY AND EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY KNOWS EXCEPT OUR PARENTS SO TODAY WE WERE WATCHING THE HANGOVER AND MY MOM AND ALL MY SISTERS WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW WE’D HAVE SEX WITH WITH BRADLEY COOPER AND MY BROTHER GOES “so would I” AND THEN “oh yeah I like boys guys surprise” IM STILL LAUGHING

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I will never forget the Tenth Doctor’s face when he sees the newly decorated Tardis

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dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

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at a horror movie

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